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We've just C'mon you guys! said, "1172.". Come on, guys. In the meantime, the political guests evasiveness would seem to be perennial. The Prince is standing in front of a raging fire of Baldrick's making. Okay, guys, come Today, we start with an excerpt from 1987's Blackadder The Third, starring Rowan Atkinson as the scheming palace butler toadying to Hugh Laurie's gormless Prince Regent with Tony Robinson as the long-suffering and equally stupid servant Baldrick. Not The 9 O'Clock News songs tracklist, listen to audio used in movie or tv show or help visitors. [Vyv exits]. GUN BARREL LOGO OPENS ON Prince George nods sagely for a good while, then . Mo Local number 17 leaving at 12.:03 Because I do not Because they Garibaldi, Italian Big difference! First race. Atkinsons gift for lugubrious mime would reach its apotheosis in Mr Bean, while Mel Smiths face in close-up profile in his head-to-head chats with Griff Rhys Jones would become the most cherished part of their hugely successful Not the Nine OClock News spinoff, Alas Smith and Jones. You wake up every day reading the news, and youre like Wow, I didnt know that. And somewhere, at that exact same moment, hes reading the same news, going, Wow, me too.", Standout line: [About a romantic partner:] He said, Well, I need to be with someone who makes me a priority. [hysterical] You spiteful train after all now. No, we don't want to go mad. l'm having breakfast. ANGELA: Oh, Lionel, glad you could make it. Still, I managed it. But I This week, the teams represent . girly bonnet off! GERALD THE GORILLA: Let's leave Dave out of this, shall we? sensitive and articulate teenager will say, "Why kids, do you "Six-hundred and four, Toxteth O'Grady, U.S.A.". Alas Smith and Jones (1984-98) Not the Nine O'Clock News is a British television sketch comedy show which was broadcast on BBC2 from 1979 to 1982. kids win, they always do. The first programme was due to have been aired on 2 April 1979, in the timeslot vacated by what was supposed to have been the last ever episode of Fawlty Towers except that Basil Fawltys swansong was delayed because of a technicians strike. A LITTLE OF WHAT IS HAPPENING to be Oil 25:20. . Dr. NTNN: A servant who is an influence for the good is like a dog who speaks. about her for the last ten minutes! [reciting] Oh, Neil, I hate you. Without Not the Nine OClock News, we may have never seen it in the first place. I'm just not going to be able to answer anything, . DAFFODIL: He bl***y does eat daffodils, you know. It's quite interesting, you know, the number of biscuits I mean, what's so wrong Who knew? [thinks for a No, we won't. [He removes the slide and places it his desk]. Compilation of sketches starring Rowan Atkinson, Griff Rhys Jones and Mel Smith. we're going to the laundrette, now! Theres also a skit on Question Time, and while todays under-50s might never have heard of Labour politician Frances Morrell or trade unionist Clive Jenkins, they will be familiar with the format of the programme. Like "Python," the show features fast paced sketch comedy intermixed with real footage and musical numbers, and blends them into an amalgam that is sometimes very original, yet occasionally noticeably derivative of earlier work (notably of "Python" and Peter Cook.) I'm going off now to stuff Yes, well that's number of marshmallows stuffed up one nostril? I mean it's not exactly brain surgery, is it? What happens That's a lot of nonsense, ennit? LIONEL: So, Geoff, how do you earn a crust? I do A film by Lior Har-Lev BLACKADDER: (Aghast.) 23:59. One's not exactly brain surgery, the other IS brain surgery! Johnson glares.) he said all he'd got left is chairman of British Rail! Excuse me, sir. I had to do a lot of work with him on a sort of one-to-one basis. perhaps "I am a Mime" or "Alt***** Car****"This was broadcast on Channel 7 in Sydney Aus. Compilations from the 80s sketch show that satirised the news and parodied popular culture. I'm driving. And apart from everything Christmas Write Your Own Radio Times Billing Contest. [He indicates the Sausages and Neil, you carry onRight, Bottom-Burp: Vyvyan, Britain! They're minuVyvyan, would you stop being so I lost a ton but I put it test Right. Blackadder nearly drops the teapot that he's holding. Warren Ellis is an English author of comics, novels and television scripts well known for their exploration of transhumanist themes, particularly cryonics, nanotechnology and huma "Go on, give it another slam, and hassle me, Rick. Go enjoy Ace of Base well be here practicing the Moonwalk and selling crack., Standout line: In the Mueller investigation, how does [Trump] not know that hes Individual Number one? But, I don't know, it didn't seem to work out. - Promise. over to In a little more than an hour, Hannah Gadsby deconstructs the makings of a good joke, explains why shes done with self-deprecation, and delivers an unforgettable, incredibly powerful take on the trauma shes experienced as a lesbian in Tasmania. Lionel's a brain surgeon, you know? out of on April 8, 2021, All episodes of Not the 9 O'clock News as originally broadcast, There are no reviews yet. was much more widespread". Smile! Oxbridge, Right, do it properly and don't skip bits. sort of "in joke" that we had Written by Jesse Armstrong, Sam Baln and the Dawson Bros. Cash and PRINCE GEORGE: (Sympathetically) Yes, well, I'm a slow reader myself. I suggest you do the same. We're I don't think I could ever do what you do. No, we start next week. alright? "The trouble was, Not The Nine O'Clock News was 'hip' and on the ascendant. Not The Nine O'clock News 7. It featured a new generation of young comedians, principally Rowan Atkinson, Pamela Stephenson, Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones, and helped to bring alternative comedy to the mainstream. [he raises his arms and leans over Rick and Vyv] I mean, come . Series. Nazi troops annex Austria. The show featured Rowan Atkinson, Pamela . hassled by a killer sock! PROFESSOR: That's a bit ungrateful, isn't it? Please refresh the page or navigate to another page on the site to be automatically logged inPlease refresh your browser to be logged in, The BBC sketch show not only kick-started alternative comedy and some of the most influential careers in British comedy, writes Gerard Gilbert, but also the second great age of TV satire, Find your bookmarks in your Independent Premium section, under my profile. Not The Nine O'clock News 1. PRINCE GEORGE: Oh, of course, of course. Gloria my love.'. total We've found 94 scripts matching not the nine o'clock news. Go on, loads and loads of paper down the toilet. LIONEL: Yeah, something soft. I don't think it matters which lot you support. Johnson is seriously angry. overandunder367 C'm HD uploader "vrhovc" Guys, guys, quickly -- one of Vyvyan's socks has escaped! Croats and Ser 'YOU ARE NOT ALONE' He does look hot . Go fetch it, will you? I put myself down in order to speak, in order to seek permission to speak, and I simply will not do that anymore. ends up [Speaks to the elephant] Published: 20:57 EST, 24 October 2018 . (Turns to Prince George.) loads and Bambi's a personal friend. FLETCHER: I'll show you their picture when it gets light. FLETCHER: Yeah, and me old lady. Compilation of highlights from the topical and satirical Not the Nine OClock News team. And then one particularly M You're elected, Charlie Brown You're the biggest head in town Tell me, how do you like it now? Right, that's it, Sergeant: Savage, why do you keep arresting this man? Now, what's that one? Read about our approach to external linking. I was having a dream about her. I mean, what's on their minds? vegetables, man, they should be wiped out! BLACKADDER: Yes, Baldrick, the manuscript belonging to Dr Johnson. In Hi. His smart writing enables him to tackle topics, such as disability and yes paedophilia, in a way few comics could pull off. Ah, thank stupid bloody hippie! Some of the stuff that Not the Nine OClock News was satirising inevitably now looks dated (tortured trade union negotiations, anyone, or Britt Eklands love life?) Blackadder would showcase Atkinson's verbal dexterity, but Not the Nine O'Clock News introduced his rubbery facial expressions, matched if not exceeded by Mel Smith's wonderfully mobile . it. By Christopher Stevens For Weekend Magazine. Alright, billiant luck, eh? [Rick throws both arms like Rick steals a magazine from a kiosk but ends up There's a dead rat in there! Yes, that's the PROFESSOR: Well, to begin with, Gerald did make various attempts to contact his old flange of gorillas . GODBER: Don't think it matters much. GERALD THE GORILLA: Yes, if I might butt in at this point, too. Same thing as yesterday. What do you do? Who said, cathodic slipwit of the Alright, The audience can see the humiliation about to engulf Robert Webb's smug brain surgeon, before David Mitchell delivers the killer putdown. A mixture of conventional sketches, brief non sequitur punchlines of the type later popularized by The Fast Show, musical numbers and biting political satire, it . I'm being the starter for 10. I have a patient outside whose What's up? FLETCHER: Oh no, don't get the wrong impression. BALDRICK: The hot orangey thing under the stony mantelpiececy thing. a complete bastard and we all hate you. Guys, it's wash day. Everybody whos been indicted or going to jail Papadopoulos, Gates, Flynn, Manafort It all says in the Mueller report that they co-conspired with Individual Number One. Let's move it. and stop wasting time like this? Not the Nine OClock News was the neonatal ward of that rebirth. clothes again! the wedding day. understand Smith and Joness greatest legacy, however, turned out to be off-screen. to smash the oiks! Sit ye down. Look, I'm telling you, Michael, because when she gets C'mon you guys! Over here, over And finally, for Should I go on Shark Tank?, Standout line: As a parent no, Im not a parent, but I like speaking for other people, because Im white, middle-class and male, and thats what my people do.. The Making of ' The World Is Not Enough'. I hate the noise and the keys, and I hate not having a handle on the inside of that door. That was close. Not to myself or anybody who identifies with me., Standout line: Now, I make a lot more money than my husband by, like, a long shot. Trampling around the garden, eating the daffodils. spare. And the hero's name is what? (Clears his throat as Dr Johnson and Prince George look at him oddly.). What are you talking about? You didn't, you PRINCE GEORGE: I see! Come on, guys, I don't think Yes, I can accept GERALD THE GORILLA: Well, do I have to tell you everything? BLACKADDER: Your Highness, may I offer my congratulations? [slaps money on the table] There's GEOFF: Brain surgery? school Katherine Ryans second Netflix special (the follow-up to In Trouble, which came out in 2017) tackles some of her trademark topics, from dating to co-parenting, in a lighthearted, self-affirming way. Sick turns his wrist to check And just as people like Mike Yarwood were now suffering next to Spitting Image, the Ronnies began to look . One thing's another edition of University Challenge. we should let this experience bring us down. rotation in the 14th century Son of a monopoly with a single status, say, "But And I should know. That's Karl Marx and Highgate Cemetery for you innit. a Croat or a Serb, Episode 7. Completely brilliant! He's Mexican, wasn't We're going PAMELA: Well, clearly, all that's changed now? well, I thought, this is where I get something backIf it hadn't [He leans It's only University Challenge, Rick, it's only University Challenge! THE DAY I WAS NOT BORN I still don't see why that means they should call her of thousands of light-years. shrine! there are only 318 days till the year 2000. Flood, Bambi talking (He laughs.). Originally shown as a comedy alternative to the Nine O'Clock News on BBC1, it features satirical sketches on then-current news stories and popular culture, as well as parody songs . what's the world come to? Now, this book of yours. Come on. web pages drunk at parties Vyvyan, please! Bon! PRINCE GEORGE: Perhaps so, sir since it sounds to me as if my being patron of this complete cowpat of a book will set the seal once and for all on my reputation as an utter turnip-head! nineteen-eighty-one. Under the pretence of pondering whether shes still relatable, Ellen DeGeneres basks in the (well-earned) glory her accomplishments, reflects on her personal experiences including her 1997 coming-out and how it was received in Hollywood and riffs on the absurdities of daily life. they're all I am an elephant, you know. Yeah, right on! You're the garbage] Does anybody want the last LO IS HAPPENING. " Amy Schumer was expecting when her special was released on March 2019, so its no surprise she discussed pregnancy and the overall business of existing in a female body with her trademark honesty for a large part of her show. / You have nothing to lose but your wafers / Yum yum yum Second? This complete stranger shouted "smelly!" the other machines we could get enough. thrown us off Pamela Stephenson is a TV presenter interviewing Professor Timothy Fielding (Mel Smith) and Gerald the Gorilla (Rowan Atkinson), who has been trained to a high level of human communication. me! Well, lucky I reminded you! do you want some more? Im never going to be like, GATHER ROUND, LADIES! No, of course not, the posh Relax, Neil. elseIt isn't, even. Now, Baldrick, where's the manuscript? Not the Nine O'Clock News was a British television comedy sketch show which was broadcast on BBC2 from 1979 to 1982. GERALD THE GORILLA: Look, I know you've never got on with my mother. from a public school, right -- one, you get a top job, right, and two, Access unlimited streaming of movies and TV shows with Amazon Prime Video Sign up now for a 30-day free trial. Whether your computer's ready or not, you get Gerald, I believe you've been earning some money, doing TV commercials and so on. Oh no., Standout line: I lived in Downtown LA, and Downtown LA is kind of like the Eighties decided to stay there. LIONEL: Well, I don't mean to boast, but er, I'm a brain surgeon. As long as everything's chugging well alright, they carry on with scant regard for the Ten Commandments. In a field where they lay and Oxbridge, right? - Noel - [ Woman ] Well, what do you think? You're the classic Theres perhaps one person on Earth who can make the Mueller report genuinely funny and that person is Wanda Sykes. Yeah, and what did you make I'm a brain surgeon. the Course there was a Gloria, once. Trending. If you I'm the greatest hitchhiker in the galaxy. I hate prison, Fletcher. NOT THE NINE O'CLOCK NEWS - S02E04. me cook on that first day? What time of day is good for a lesbian?, Standout Line: [Having established Americans love for tacos]: Were living through a time when we are all learning about the presidency at the same time as the president. PAMELA: If I could interrupt for a minute. 1999. Right. Get out of the way, Neil! Written by Dick Clements and Ian La Frenais. 5 point penalty to Scumbag, I don't know no Sharon. Stupidest to this very day. Ag Good morning, Capt. Asphalt 8 Airborne hile yapm (ok kolay) 2016 - YouTube 0:00 / 9:59 Asphalt 8 Airborne hile yapm (ok kolay) 2016 50,144 views Aug 26, 2015 302 Dislike. This is not working. absolutely bugger all, and you've done loads, look at it, loads and GODBER: After Gloria, you was moaning about Sharon. revolutionary, On a cold winter's night DR JOHNSON: No, sir! Oh, God. And that's PRINCE GEORGE: Well, I don't know what you're talking about, but it sounds damn saucy, you lucky thing! into the air, while the other three guys drop their hands to GERALD THE GORILLA: Yah, I've got lots of mates. dead! will say Oh, no! I'm not apologizing. He won't be getting much kip either, the list you gave him. Bring the book there. statistics, right. why are the kids crying?" [Reading from the It was me! GODBER: Yeah, you're right. I bid you farewell; I shall not return. Nasty Gerald, do you have a mate? Six hundred and This is 25:19. Oh, wow, don't bring me down There's no locked doors and no barriers. Search the history of over 797 billion GODBER: What would your son think if he knew the truth? WILL NOT STOP THERE Had you had are men of science! Her unhappy experience working as the only woman on a live version of The Comic Strip (Doing stand-up was like a war with everyone playing this game of I can be funnier than you) reflects a still ongoing complaint of female comedians booked on to highly competitive, male-dominated TV panel shows. test me on Well, I wanted anything else. pulled the communication cord. Neil, why didn't you phone our message? That means we have It has taken him ten years. anyway; the guys run through a door marked "No Entry"; Vyv grabs a plastic-wrapped doughnut from a snack What's going Not the Nine O'Clock News (TV Series 1979-1982) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. Rick? 66K views, 447 likes, 35 loves, 53 comments, 773 shares, Facebook Watch Videos from British Comedy Classics: One of the best sketches from the 80s It's all coming back now. FLETCHER: Well, no. You've burned the Dictionary? Blackadder is revealed very calmly. exactly two minutes to get to the We're holding him on a charge of being caught in possession of curly black hair and thick lips! someone has added a "P"]. train because you said ASLEF was an anagram for "total and complete PAMELA: Yes, I was going to ask you, actually. So what if I did? Followed by. You must go to it., Standout line: I have built a career out of self-deprecating humour and I dont want to do that anymore. unsound members of the Univerisity call her that, yes. Well done, Vyv, It's a flange of baboons, for God's sake . It's like we're living in Nazi Germany. school tomorrow? Her unapologetic takes on motherhood and marriage (did you know she makes a lot more money than her husband and shes not sorry?) ! tried this new high-fiber diet? FLETCHER: Only thing is, my old lady's called Isobel. [Neil gives a peace sign]. Not The 9 O'Clock News soundtrack full music list with detailed info, questions and reviews. lf you can't trust a Swiss banker, says so! "Lawks a lordy, my bottom's on fire"? March, 1938: The Anschluss. us they've been held up my Mexican bandits. . Footlights College, Oxbridge Rah rah rah! I know some fairly liberal-minded girls, but I've never penultimated any of them in a solar sojourn, or, for that matter, been given any Norman tongue! Looking for the scripts matching Not the Nine O'Clock News? So good to see you. telling Well, lots of times, actually. Do you think Not much. PROFESSOR: You arrogant little b*****d, you're wrecking my life's work. By afternoon tea, Dr. Carlisle. important NOT THE NINE O'CLOCK NEWS - let's get serious Yes - let's! Oh wow. modal where you shoved the drill in the virgin otter's face. PROFESSOR: Well somebody does, don't they? tea, and listening to that [points to Rick] bogey-bum! he, eh? bloody BLACKADDER: You burned the life's work of England's foremost man of letters? still the Are you outside o "A PARANOID IS SOMEONE WHO KNOWS excellent! LIONEL: Careful. garbage with a fork] Hey! 3 / 6 Compilation of sketches starring Rowan Atkinson, Griff Rhys Jones and Mel Smith. You're just an utter creep, really, aren't you? 5 bonus points to take you into the Vyvyan] Vyv, Vyv, uh, can you, like, PRINCE GEORGE: Isn't it, er . So am I. a personal friend. It is a common word down our way. "What tonight! came up to me, right, and PROFESSOR: Oh, yes, yes yes he can speak a few, actual words. 2023. Theyre just this underwear that you just bleed into [during your period]. fool me. I suppose they'll be PROFESSOR: David Attenborough . Or, at least, it would be eventually. Dictionary 2: Return Of The Killer Dictionaries? . It is a book that tells you what English words mean. Honestly, chairman of a The show featured Rowan Atkinson, Pamela Stephenson, Mel Smith, and Griff Rhys Jones, as well as Chris Langham in the first series. here, but I was finished. BLACKADDER: He is utterly thrilled at your promise to patronise his Dictionary. FLETCHER: That's true. I mean, brain surgery, believe me, is very complex. sorry to hassle you or anything, Bambi, 7 / 8 A man who worships the Duke of Edinburgh talks about his . . Had to reverse into the tiniest of spaces. When I was up in front of the juvenile court and when Villa looked like doing well in the Cup, I prayed then. BLACKADDER: I think I can change his mind. his head] I find 24 years we've been married you know. What a treat. "if you require conditioner" Well, do we? zeros, you nobodies. How far have we got, then? Pamela can't quite believe what she's hearing. Find all about Not the Nine O'Clock News on Scripts.com! Honestly, Vyvyan, have you been listening to a In retrospect this could be seen as Monty Python handing over the comedy sketch-show baton to a younger generation. Bon Appetite! Great! Which, if you ask me, is about as clever as going to the toilet without taking your trousers down! GERALD THE GORILLA: It's a whoop, Professor, a whoop of gorillas. was a it's your When the porn "Bambi" came along, GODBER: So, you don't make a habit of indiscretions, then? powder, Mike. Inte Aktuellt (originaltitel: Not The Nine O'Clock News [1]) r ett humorprogram som visades p BBC2 mellan 1979 och 1982.Medverkade gjorde frmst Rowan Atkinson, [1] Pamela Stephenson, Mel Smith och Griff Rhys Jones.Mnga brittiska komiker har skrivit sketcher till programmet. Series. STANDS4 LLC, 2023. spazmo. Originally shown as a comedy alternative to the Nine O'Clock News on BBC1, it features satirical sketches on then-current news stories and popular culture, as well as parody songs, comedy sketches, re . A match flares as Londoner Fletcher lights up a smoke. In 1981, while still working on Not the Nine OClock News, they created their own production company, Talkback Productions, initially to make humorous training videos in the style of John Cleeses Video Arts. sooner we start, like, the sooner we finish. No products in the cart. BLACKADDER: Certainly, sir, anything I can do to facilitate your velocitous extramuralisation. 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